y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
Marie Claire Korea March 2014
- Hamlet: You read my journal?
- Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.